@punchedpentagram asked: “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” (Vox @ Cache)
the princess bride sentence starters
"Yes, sir." Fingertips tap against their tablet with slightly more force than necessary, the intern (unpaid) not looking up from their notes.
Working with the Vees, one had to learn to take things on the chin - Vox meant every word he said, but luckily he would typically forget all about any transgressions within a matter of hours. Whatever slight Cache had committed - brought the coffee too slow, forgot to feed the shark, didn't start the promotion for the VoxPhone 28 exactly on time - would be forgotten as soon as someone else messed up.
They had worked in more toxic environments. At least then they'd been getting paid.
"I'll send out two separate copies; one with the small words for Valentino, and one in a language that Velvette can comprehend. Will there be anything else?"